Not Me Monday!!

WOW. It wasn't me who has forgotton about "Not Me Monday's" for so long now. I must have been a perfect angel. :)

It wasn't me who took full advantage of being off on Thursday by staying in bed till 10, and then getting up and online surfing the web for new job postings. It wasn't me who was too lazy to get all dressed up to venture out in the rain handing out resumes all day long, besides...everything's done on computers anyway now these days.

It wasn't me who was blessed with a migraine from hell starting Thursday night allllll the way till Friday early afternoon. I'm not one who would whine and complain about this sucker all night long.

It wasn't me who jumped for joy when my hubby called and told me that my charger had finally arrived in the mail last Wednesday. I mean a phone is a phone, right?? No big deal.

It wasn't me who bought 3 dresses at Walmart yesterday. Girls, they are the most comfortable dresses!! I.Love.Them. I now have a total of 4...blue, orange (like a burnt orange),a blue and white one, and a black one. I must say Walmart is getting better in their fashion department (on some things).

And finally, it wasn't me who took Kaci to Bark in the Park Sunday, only to look like I had been mud wrestling the whole time. Next year, if it is raining...this girly is wearing rain boots. It wasn't me who kept thinkin' I was walking through a mixture of pee, poo, slobber, and rain. Gross. But my little Kaci looked gorgeous, because I carried her the whole time! HA!

Before.

This makes my heart smile.

He Must REALLY Love That Car...

The other day while driving home through my neighborhood, I saw something that I thought in my eyes was quite humorous. This man had a leaf blower and was blow drying his car. The car itself, wasn't even a new one...it wasn't even in great condition...and the funny thing was, was the weather condition outside wasn't the greatest. It looked like it was about to POUR down rain any minute. Apparently, he wasn't a fan of water spots. :)

Cajun Shrimp and Spray Tan

I have found a new polish that I absolutely LOVE. Usually, for various reasons, I never paint my nails. One, my nails are horrible. Having the bad habit, of constantly picking at them, bright colors tend to bring more attention to my hands. Secondly, they always tend to chip due to me constantly being on the computer. The other day, Paula painted my nails with the new color she had, and I LOVE IT. My nails actually look really good, and several people (including my husband) have complimented on it. This picture just doesn't do it justice. :)

On another note...I have found a new love. Since I have decided to not tan that much anymore, I tried out the Sun Tan City Spray Tan. I. LOVED. IT!! Sundays, everything is half off. In my eyes, it was a great deal. I paid 10 bucks for a medium spray with a hydration mist included. Next time, I think I am going to try it out without the Hydration and see how that works...that's only 8 Bucks! No streaks, no blotches...just perfect results.

Nine Words, We Women...Use.

I received this yesterday from my co-worker...and I thought it was not only hilarious, but so incredibly true (well, at least for me!). So I just had to share with all my blog friends! :)

1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2) FIVE MINUTES: If we are getting dressed, this means give us a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.

3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!!

5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means we think you are an idiot and wonder why we are wasting our time standing here arguing with you about nothing! (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements we women can make to a man. "That's okay" means we want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) THANKS: When a woman is thanking a man, you do not question it, or faint. Just say "you're welcome." (I want to add in a clause here-Unless we say "Thanks a lot", that means pure sarcasm. DO NOT say "You're welcome". That will bring on a "whatever").

8) WHATEVER: Is our way of saying "F--- YOU!"

9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, which means this is something that a woman has told you over and over again to do...but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the response we give as #3.

Hope it brought some laughter your way...we all know it's true! :)

Today is the Big Day....I Think??

You people who read this are probably wondering what in the world could be so big about today. I'm already married, no kids yet...so what's the deal? My phone charger should be safely sitting in my mailbox when I get home today. Am I crazy or what about being so excited about having my phone back?? Yes. I will say it with you. Yes, I am crazy. It's been one of those things, that I hate hearing it ring. I hate having to talk on it, and I even hate THE phone. BUT....When you have one for so very long, and then go with out it for a week or so, you realize just how much easier certain things are in life. For example...My shopping trips ALWAYS consist of me texting my husband informing him on how perfect a particular purse is, and how my feet would feel so much better if I had a particular pair of shoes. OR.....going to the grocery store. I always at some point text him to see if we have a certain item or not, where I didn't think to put it on my list before. So yes...I am ready to have my phone back! WooHoo! :)

Tonight, I am so excited about making this new dish. It's Chicken Spinach Enchiladas. Yum! I really do enjoy making new things. I'll have to share the outcome!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day! :)

How Rude....

Remember Stephanie on the series "Full House"...her signature phrase, "How ruuuude." That is what I sounded like say 5 minutes ago. I don't understand the way customer service works. I have worked in it ever since my first job, constantly dealing with people, and what their needs were, and I know that there were probably times that I was flustered, and tired...but I would never make a person feel stupid for asking a question.

I simply called Verizon and asked if I could leave my phone there and get it charged. I felt like asking wouldn't hurt anything, and you just never know....maybe they did. The guy basically laughed at me saying that they don't have chargers laying around. DUH!! That's not what I was asking, sir!! I was seeing if yall had a charger in the back where the technicians worked that could do a one time charging.

Guess I gave him the laugh of the day. Glad I was able to do so. Arghh.