Nine Words, We Women...Use.

I received this yesterday from my co-worker...and I thought it was not only hilarious, but so incredibly true (well, at least for me!). So I just had to share with all my blog friends! :)

1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2) FIVE MINUTES: If we are getting dressed, this means give us a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.

3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!!

5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means we think you are an idiot and wonder why we are wasting our time standing here arguing with you about nothing! (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements we women can make to a man. "That's okay" means we want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) THANKS: When a woman is thanking a man, you do not question it, or faint. Just say "you're welcome." (I want to add in a clause here-Unless we say "Thanks a lot", that means pure sarcasm. DO NOT say "You're welcome". That will bring on a "whatever").

8) WHATEVER: Is our way of saying "F--- YOU!"

9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, which means this is something that a woman has told you over and over again to do...but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the response we give as #3.

Hope it brought some laughter your way...we all know it's true! :)